I get really frustrated at some of the stupid questions you get asked on those legal forms. It's bad enough that they have to ask some of those questions but it is even worse that they have decided to save money by cutting the budget for ink. Hence we are often left with mere intitials to try and figure out what the hell they are talking about.
They always want to know SEX? And the choices for answering are not "Y" or "N" ... they give you "M" or "F" .... I assume that means "must I?" or "frequently".
And if you are at the airport, they actually have a machine to see you with all your clothes off BEFORE they decide whether they want to feel you up or not. They are pretty picky about it too and frankly I have no idea what they saw in that woman they chose over me. I guess there is no accounting for some people's taste.
Then they get all officious on you and make you declare that you told the truth ... like they are going to verify if you are "frequent" or not? Good luck with that. What if half of their partners were drunk at the time and couldn't even remember their own name? People today don't make notes of their frequents you know.
These people have no idea what the heck they are doing anyway ... what kind of an idiot has to ask over and over who to notify in case of an emergency??
9 . 1. Freaking 1!! Cheeesh people seriously.
Here's a pen, write it on your hand, it is the same number on everyone's card.
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